DRAYDEN

 

Someone is, I can only assume, having a joke.

And it isn't very funny.

Last week we had the orange sofa, right?

Could anything, you might think, be worse than that?

Could it hell.

So what do we get this week?

Corduroy soft furnishings!

No wonder that poor boy Drayden looks so pissed off with the whole thing!

I mean, just where did they buy that monstrosity?

I guess maybe the idea is that it's so vile that it doesn't actually matter what happens to it.

Cum stains?

"So what! It's only the old corduroy chair!"

And in fact, now I look more closely - and do my best to ignore the material - the actual design is quite useful.

Nice and wide so that Drayden can move around in it a lot and we can see him from various angles…

And, after all, you need a big chair for such a big boy…

While we're being a little more complimentary, you have to hand it to the guy who designed the chair's arms, too.

Notice how, when you put two of them together you get a great piece of cut-price gynaecological examination equipment…

Allowing some real in depth study…Continua

 

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