My boyfriend Andreas and I get on like a house on fire.

We're very well suited to each other in most respects.

Everyone says so.

We agree about almost everything.

But there's one thing that we certainly don't see eye to eye on.

Andreas is a country boy.

But I'm a townie.

If he lived in the city, he says, he'd go mad from all the noise, dirt and stress.

But if I lived in the country, I reply, I'd become a complete vegetable like the ones he grows behind his house.

So at the moment it's a stalemate.

Neither of us will move.

And so we just make alternate visits at weekends.

And it was during my last visit that I took these pics.

Before we get going properly, let me show you the shot of him in his garden that Andreas likes to show people.

"This is what country living's all about", he tells them.

But here's the one that I think gives you a more realistic impression of rural life - maybe it's not all so beautiful after all (and maybe now Andreas will get around to clearing out the junk in his garden too!)

But I'm getting off the point.

I wanted to take some nice pics of Andreas because, well, Mondays-to-Fridays we don't see each other and I wanted a few things to look at and remind me of him.

He's certainly cute - doncha' think?

And photogenic too.

Y'know, before I met him, I always thought that city boys were the lively extrovert ones while boys from the sticks would be kinda' shy.

But how wrong could I be?

Country boys are just plain dirty!

Andreas says it's 'cos they grow up close to nature.

Like, every day they see sheep fucking in the fields, or cows giving birth, or whatever.

So they've got no inhibitions about that kinda' stuff.

Andreas certainly hasn't.

He just loves sex.

And he sure knows how to get me all worked up to a state where I'm half ready to fuck that sheep myself!

(But those pics would have to go on another website entirely!)

So, believe me, it was Andreas's own idea to take the sort of pics I'm gonna show you now.

In fact, once he got going it was hard - so to speak! - to stop him. Continua

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